![]() ![]() Yep, "big" seems to be the theme of the day for Scrapyard Dog. He was also unfortunately saddled with a pair of giant bat wing-like ears. Yep, a little too big for such a seemingly small head. But it's not like the dog is without faults of its own: Check out that giant torso. Looks like he chewed on a pen a bit too long. That guy's teeth could use some work too. The dog? Or the schnoz that has the potential to block out the sun. You look at this box art and start to wonder what the intended focus of the game really is. Even that dog on the cover is obsessed with it like he's about to hump the guy's face right there on the spot. Think about it, everyone loves a nose that's the size of baby's head. You slap a freakishly honker of a nose on your product's packaging and I guarantee people will flock to it en masse. The most paramount creative technique to use when it comes to the selling and marketing of games (or anything for that matter) – I just don't understand why more designers don't utilize such a proven tactic – is without a doubt the insanely large nose render. Over-the-top costumes, make believe characters, ripped muscles, intimidating poses, a sense of urgency in the air, the feeling you're about to get ripped off. That title isn't too far off either: Elfmania = WrestleMania. Actually, it almost looks like they're posing for a WWE promo shoot. I mean, with her pirate eye patch, giant man hand, and Sasquatch-like legs, she's the most masculine, toughest looking elf of the bunch. Or maybe that's how your typical elf woman is built. The artist might have wanted to consult a real life model to work out those annoying little proportional quirks. Yet her left leg seems smaller then her right leg. Strangely, her left breast is twice the size of her right one. Another interesting observation – when did women's legs become bigger then their midsection? She must do a ton of squats. ![]() T start sporting a Peter Pan costume? Check out that dude on the left. This cover is weirdly creepy if you look at it long enough. Oh yeah, that Rainbow Arts logo ain't nothing to write home about either. Look at how scared s***less Bad Cat is while falling off that beach ball. I do these things all the time and never once have I had the urge to proclaim myself a "bad human" on some random brick wall. Yet further investigation reveals that the antics found inside said bubbles do anything but reinforce the notion that this cat is indeed "bad." Falling off a beach ball? Throwing an unidentifiable object into a garbage can? Jumping off a stool? Please. (Just as a side note, all great designers use bubbles as an effective and totally appropriate visual tool for delving into the psyche on an individual or, in this case, a cat.) Perhaps the four debauchery thought bubbles he's throwing our way will give us some insight into his shenanigans. Is that string cheese? A stick of butter? Or perhaps a lighter? Don't tell me this cat smokes as well?! Or maybe he's into pyro. Good thing too, because I'm already perplexed as to what he's holding in his left paw. Oh, and in case you didn't know, he did you the favor of letting you know that he is, indeed, a cat. Never mind the fact that this cat not only knows how to wield spray paint and spell (I'm sure all bad cats and dogs and hamsters can do that), but this guy has the gumption to boldly state that he is, in fact, "bad" right there on a brick wall by which he so happens to be hanging out – Michael Jackson style. If the Rambo-like headband, hip shades, and spiked wristband doesn't give you any indication of this feline's propensity for mischief then surely his spray-painting skills will. Thankfully, none of them resembled the likes of Bad Cat otherwise I would have just settled for a pet rock. Growing up as a kid, I had ample experience dealing with misbehaving pets. So follow along as we uncover ten more diabolically deranged covers in our never-ending quest to find the elusive answer to that one singular question – why? This third iteration of Behold The Beauty (the first two can be found here and here) features some interesting creative choices – a rabbit, male bonding, and genetic abnormalities, to name a few – and the results are simply stupendous. And here we go again: To that wonderful place where putrid design and insane marketing strategy come together to form what can only be described as a visual abortion.
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